Take these D cups from me

Yesterday I realized I had been wearing a binder every day for a week straight. I also realized it hurts a lot when I turn my head or breathe. Lifting things and driving are difficult. I made an appointment for physical therapy.

Yes, I'm going to physical therapy to counteract injury potentially caused by trying to reduce the bumpiness of my chest. Someone please put me out of my misery mammary.

Haiku for March 15, 2013

Neck and shoulders ache

I can barely lift my arm

Binding's breaking me