Saturday, April 6, 2013

Phuck Pharmacology

Yesterday I drank no coffee. Ordinarily I drink about two cups a day. Last night I had one of the worst headaches I've experienced.

Using pharmaceutical industry logic, I can deduce that coffee prevents migraine, it should be available only by prescription, and I should plan to drink it for the rest of my life, even if I develop a stomach ulcer.

Haiku for April 5, 2013

Medicalize me
Diagnose and dose me up
"Do no harm" my ass



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