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Remember this really smart and useful essay about being called out on privilege and its brilliantly memorable analogy to your fly being open?

I revisited it today. Here's the unfortunate part:

It works for people who accept that privilege is real and has influence over the way we experience life. It works for people who recognize their own privilege exists and want to help build a more equitable society. In short, it works for people who want to act as allies.

Cue the sad trombone.

Haiku for Watever. I don't even HAVE a zipper!!!

Dude, your fly is down.
"How dare you try to help me
Not be embarrassed."