Haiku for My Nonexistent Infection
Um, I'm pissing blood?
"Try some homeopathy."*
I. Am. Pissing. Blood.**
Oh, Vermont medical care.
*This line could have also read, "Maybe it's your period" or "Bet it's the testosterone."
**The bleeding has stopped, so please do not be (as) alarmed.
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