Saturday, June 22, 2013

Ye Olde Summere Jobbe

Haiku for Inaccurate Depictions of Medieval Europe

 I don't like to judge
But your accent angers me,
Bad ren faire actor
Huzzah.
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3 comments:

  1. bzzzzgrrrlJune 23, 2013 at 7:17 AM

    Were there turkey legs?
    Cleavage? Hobbitty babies?
    Just SCA jerks?

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  2. UnknownJune 23, 2013 at 12:06 PM

    Sure. Also tarot,
    Chain mail bras, ice cream, horse poop,
    Leather everything.

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  3. amplituhedronOctober 1, 2013 at 2:18 PM

    Once at a ren faire
    From inside a dragon suit,
    I hawked fairy wings.

    The experience
    Laid at the intersection
    Of fun and horror.

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